Hello again,

Two monologues today:

One from the film Freaky Friday, originally said by Anna Coleman (in the film)

And one (in fact two of the same one) from the film Matrix Reloaded, originally said by The Merovingian. This is really a man's comic monologue, so it shouldn't be taken too seriously, but it was rather fun... (It's non-alcoholic juice in the glass by the way)
The two are pretty similar, with a few differences. Let me know which one you like best!

Plese give me some feedback on all these!